The Beautiful Worl Of Weirdness And Failure...

I don't know who invented that toy but if I was a kid getting this for Xmas I would shoot my parents when I get to 18 years old...


If you want to show off at a picnic that is not the way to do it...


Ahhh... The first snow... So romantic and beautiful... So white... So clean... So fucking dangerous!!


I think this is the best way to lose friends...


Those are supposedly talking dogs... Personally I think that the owners should forget the big fat ones... Just keep to the booze!!


Joke Of The Day:
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him.

"You, sir, are drunk!"

"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"