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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Monday, December 1, 2008

Let's Get Stupid...

So you want to show your moves with your homies...

Why is it that there is always camera running when this happen...

This dude makes me want to burn my passport...

This guy is very organized... First the nuts then the face...

Returning the shopping trolley to the shop... What can go wrong...

What amaze me on that one is the reaction of the boys at the bottom of the picture...

Joke Of The Day:
A young couple were married and they were having sex all the time during their honeymoon, but when the honeymoon was over they had to adjust their sex schedule to their work schedule.

So every day the husband would get home at 5 o'clock, and every day they would go to bed at 5:15. In the door at 5, in the sack at 5:15. This went on for months, never missing a day until the wife came down with the flu and went to the doctor to get a flu shot.

The shot killed all the germs inside her except for three, and these three germs were huddled together inside her body talking over their survival plans.

One germ said, "I'm going to hide between two toes on her left foot, I don't think the antibiotics will find me there."

A second exclaimed, "I am going to hide behind her right ear, I don't think they'll find me there."

The last germ said, "I don't know about you guys, but when that 5:15 pulls out tonight, I'm gonna be on it!"

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Are You Embarrassed?

Well these people had to go through surgery so that they can't be recognized in the street. This guy want to spice it up in bed...

To forget the national anthem is one thing but...

You're cute, you're blonde and you don't like water...

There is always one around...

Another classic treadmill...

Joke Of The Day:
I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help. You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry. I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so...

Do you have a piece of gum?

Monday, November 24, 2008

The BF (Ball In Face) Files...

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Joke Of The Day:
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "One burger!"

Whereupon the chef grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill.

"That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen," the old lady says.

"Yeah?" says the counterman. "You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts."

Saturday, November 22, 2008

For All Who Think That Drink And Drive Is Okay...

Listen up... Today I heard that one of the guys I went to school with died. How did he die? Some drunken bastard ran him over with a car. Why did I use the word bastard? Because that cunt was drunk as a skunk. Now, this guy killed him, left a widow with three kids... So before you go and think it is okay to have a few and drive... Watch these and think!!!

Friday, November 21, 2008

IDIOTS! A Faceplants Story (Part Deux).







Joke Of The Day:
About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic."

"Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."'

"But I made him agree to pay me 20 Guilders for every week he stayed."

"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."

"Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..."

"What is that, my son?"

"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"