IDIOTS! A Faceplants Story (Part Deux).

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Joke Of The Day:
About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic."

"Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."'

"But I made him agree to pay me 20 Guilders for every week he stayed."

"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."

"Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..."

"What is that, my son?"

"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"

Here Comes Monday Again!!!

Well some babies are just sitting around doing fuck all just looking cute but not this one...


You can send this one to your male friends!! Britney having it!! Not...


This must be most embarrassing situation ever...


Here is the ultimate proof that dogs are more intelligent than cats... Take that cat lady!!!


This is exclusive!! The new Taliban training center!!!


Joke Of The Day:
There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him.

Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.''

So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution."

''Why?' asked the head nurse.

"Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."

What Can We Learn From Commercials...

That root beer might be the solution against alcoholism?


That Daddy might not be the best driver instructor?


That graffiti can help medicine?


That elders knows best?


That there is a very good reason why Indians have such white teeth?


Joke Of The Day:
Four guys went golfing; one went in the clubhouse to pay while the others waited at the first tee. One of the guys says, “I'm so proud of my son. He is a stock broker and he's made enough that he just gave away a huge portfolio.” The next guy said, “I'm so proud of my son. He's a car dealer and he's doing so well, he just gave away a Ferrari.” The third guy says, “I'm so proud of my son. He's got enough money that he just gave away a million-dollar home.”
Just as the third guy finishes talking, the fourth guy joins them and asks, “What are you guys talking about?'
“Just about how good our sons are doing,” the three men replied. “Well, my son is doing very well,” says the fourth man, “He's a male stripper and just last week he got a huge portfolio, a Ferrari and a million-dollar home.”

Meeting People Is Good But...

Meeting things sometimes sucks...
Like meeting a golf cart...


Meeting some ice...


Or maybe a piece of wood...


Meet the pole...


And a wee bit of tarmac for dessert...


Joke Of The Day:
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.

Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"

I Think I Have A Great Idea...

I need to get a BMX!! People are having so much fun with these...


Going to church can be funny even though I rather sleep in on Sundays...


The other day I saw that movie called "Don't mess with the Zohan"... I thought it was kind of crap... Here is another one... Don't mess with Santa...


I don't know if you use courier companies but here is a good reason not to use FEDEX...


I love this one... Coming out of work on Friday and going back on Monday...


If you are tight arsed do not trust your mobile phone...


This has to be one of the most embarrassing TV moments ever...


Joke Of The Day:

There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting old and a new, young challenger wants to be chief.

So the wise man of the tribe decides that whoever produces the loudest fart in a week will be chief.

The first few days pass and neither the chief or his young rival have farted.

The wise man emerges and says, "Big Chief no Fart." The next day a truck load of baked beans arrives for the Chief, but at the end of the day the wise man says, "Big Chief no Fart."

The next day, three truckloads arrives for the Chief, but again the wise man comes out and says,"Big Chief no Fart."

The Chief is becoming frustrated and orders an army of trucks loaded with baked beans.

At the end of the day the wise man comes out and says... "Big Fart, no Chief!"

A Few Are Freaky...

Okay, so we all had our fun with the copier. Did we? Well, after watching this you might want to think twice before doing it again...


What is the definition of a loser? Well this weatherman has a very creepy stalker. So creepy that I think we can call him a loser...


Okay... Four guys... One is an idiot. Guess which one...


In soccer you can have the best and the worst and the same pitch. For example, you have the best goalkeeper on one side and the worst on the other side...


This is one good ad for hot dogs and one happy man...


And there it is... The reason why blondes don't have a good name...


Joke Of The Day:
Paddy was walking through a town one day when he say a shop with a notice in the window. The notice said "We sell everything". Paddy could not believe this so he went inside. He walked to the counter and asked the salesperson, "Do you really sell everything?" The salesperson said "Yes, everything".

Thinking this was too good to be true Paddy said "OK then could I have a jumper for a chicken?". The salesperson said "A jumper for a chicken?, hold on I will have to check the stock out the back". Five minutes later, the salesperson returned with a brown paper bag. "Here you go, one jumper for a chicken"

"How much?" asked Paddy.

"Three quid." replied the salesperson.

"Three quid for a jumper for a chicken - excellent." said Paddy. So away he went as happy as larry. When he got outside he thought to himself that maybe he was done, so he looked inside the bag. At the bottom of the bag was a condom.

He was mad and stormed back into the shop. He screamed at the salesperson "Hey, I asked you for a jumper for a chicken and you have given me a condom - whats going on?"

The salesperson replied, "Sorry mate, I checked in the back and we seem to be all out of jumpers for chickens, all we had was a pullover for a cock."

A Part For The Last Video On This Post

All the clips here are coming from a TV show in the UK called "You've Been Framed"...
Here is the first one...


Some Ownages...


Some Pwnages...


More Bangs...


When the owned gets though...


This is a bit different, bits of commercials, quite funny...


Joke Of The Day:

One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said “Santa, will you stay with me?”, Santa replied, “Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys.”

So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked “Santa, now will you stay with me?”

“Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to gook girls and boys.”

She takes off everything and says “Santa, now will you stay with me?”

Santa replies “Gotta stay, gotta stay, can’t get up the chimney with my dick this way!”

Some Fresh Ones...

I managed to find a few videos that I haven't seen before...
They will give you a few lessons in life...
Like:

• If you go on a horse, wear a bra ladies.
• Basketball can be cruel.
• Don't run after swimming.
• Hiding behind your friend can be a life saving situation.
• Portuguese people get scared easly.

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A Few Pics And Vids...

This is Creationism viewed and explained by Rick Gervais. Absolutely hilarious...



You can kiss my ass...
I can shake my ass...
I can kick your ass...
Bul could you get my ass down??


Here is a colouring book for perverts, kinda WTF of the day...


I am SO moving the Penrith... Where ever the fuck that place is!!!


Ok, a lot of people says that new generation of kids are retards... Here is the reason why:


For the people living anywhere else than the United States and Canada, we now that football has nothing to do with sinners passing the ball forward using their hands. Football is a beautiful game played with feet, skills, and a referee...
Sometimes the referee isn't really appreciated by the thousands of fans in the stands, and you might hear the following:

1. The ref is a wanker!
2. The ref is a twat!
3. The ref is an idiot!

But in this case, what you would hear is...
THE REF IS A DRUNK!!!

It's Summer Time!!

Let's go to the swimming pool and look like complete twats!!!
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Twat Number Seven:

Why Not...

Seems that there is a tendency lately of people laughing at others failure...
I fucking know because I'm one of them...
So there you, Went on the net and collected some FAIL pictures for you...
Go on...
Have a laugh...
You know you want it!!
The Stairs FAIL:


The balcony Fail:


The Track And Field FAIL:


The Coke FAIL:


The cow FAIL:


The red shoes FAIL:


The cyclist lane FAIL:


The vintage bike FAIL:


The fireman FAIL:


The Canadian McDonald's FAIL:


The Will Smith FAIL:


A dog and tyre FAIL:


A cat and a ball FAIL:


The moon FAIL:


The dance FAIL:


The blond FAIL:


The airplane security test FAIL:


The dogfood advertizing FAIL:


The gay basket ball player FAIL:


The mecanic FAIL:


The WTFAIL?


The baby chair FAIL:


The baseball player FAIL:


The horny mouse FAIL:


The jumping cat FAIL:


The floppy disk FAIL:


Teh rufungh FIAL:

Ok, that would be it for today but will have more for you tomorrow...