A Few Are Freaky...

Okay, so we all had our fun with the copier. Did we? Well, after watching this you might want to think twice before doing it again...


What is the definition of a loser? Well this weatherman has a very creepy stalker. So creepy that I think we can call him a loser...


Okay... Four guys... One is an idiot. Guess which one...


In soccer you can have the best and the worst and the same pitch. For example, you have the best goalkeeper on one side and the worst on the other side...


This is one good ad for hot dogs and one happy man...


And there it is... The reason why blondes don't have a good name...


Joke Of The Day:
Paddy was walking through a town one day when he say a shop with a notice in the window. The notice said "We sell everything". Paddy could not believe this so he went inside. He walked to the counter and asked the salesperson, "Do you really sell everything?" The salesperson said "Yes, everything".

Thinking this was too good to be true Paddy said "OK then could I have a jumper for a chicken?". The salesperson said "A jumper for a chicken?, hold on I will have to check the stock out the back". Five minutes later, the salesperson returned with a brown paper bag. "Here you go, one jumper for a chicken"

"How much?" asked Paddy.

"Three quid." replied the salesperson.

"Three quid for a jumper for a chicken - excellent." said Paddy. So away he went as happy as larry. When he got outside he thought to himself that maybe he was done, so he looked inside the bag. At the bottom of the bag was a condom.

He was mad and stormed back into the shop. He screamed at the salesperson "Hey, I asked you for a jumper for a chicken and you have given me a condom - whats going on?"

The salesperson replied, "Sorry mate, I checked in the back and we seem to be all out of jumpers for chickens, all we had was a pullover for a cock."

A Part For The Last Video On This Post

All the clips here are coming from a TV show in the UK called "You've Been Framed"...
Here is the first one...


Some Ownages...


Some Pwnages...


More Bangs...


When the owned gets though...


This is a bit different, bits of commercials, quite funny...


Joke Of The Day:

One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She said “Santa, will you stay with me?”, Santa replied, “Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to good girls and boys.”

So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked “Santa, now will you stay with me?”

“Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to gook girls and boys.”

She takes off everything and says “Santa, now will you stay with me?”

Santa replies “Gotta stay, gotta stay, can’t get up the chimney with my dick this way!”

Life's Mathematics...

Everything in life is linked to mathematics. Well at least that is what that liar that you call your old math teacher said.
Come to think of it, that old fart might have been right after all...
Let see...
Hmmm...
First operation: Bike + Fatty =


Second one: Bike + Retard =


Third one: (Bike + Idiot) * Dangerous Cliff =


Fourth one: (Bike + Picnic Table) / Drunk guy =


Fifth one: (Bike + Balancing idiot) ^3 =


Sixth one: (Cop + DUI)(Idiot - Thin walls) =


Seventh one: (Beer + Keg) / Idiot =


Eight one: (Pole + Dance) + Wannabe stripper =


Ninth one: (Soda + Machine) * Idiot =


Tenth one: (Water - Boat) / (Idiot + Weird floating thing) =


So to recapitulate...
IDIOT + WHATSOEVER =

Some Fresh Ones...

I managed to find a few videos that I haven't seen before...
They will give you a few lessons in life...
Like:

• If you go on a horse, wear a bra ladies.
• Basketball can be cruel.
• Don't run after swimming.
• Hiding behind your friend can be a life saving situation.
• Portuguese people get scared easly.

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