IDIOTS! A Faceplants Story.

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Joke Of The Day:
This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100.

The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your hens pregnant. He's a real stud."

So the farmer takes him home and says, "It's your first day so take it slow, okay?"

The farmer puts Roy in the hen house and then hears all the hens crying and yelling. Roy nailed every one of those hens and then nailed a duck and a goose at a pond.

The next morning the farmer finds Roy lying dead with his legs sticking in the air and buzzards circling overhead.

The farmer says, "Roy, did you have to die?"

Roy says, "Quiet! They're about to land!"

A Few Are Freaky...

Okay, so we all had our fun with the copier. Did we? Well, after watching this you might want to think twice before doing it again...


What is the definition of a loser? Well this weatherman has a very creepy stalker. So creepy that I think we can call him a loser...


Okay... Four guys... One is an idiot. Guess which one...


In soccer you can have the best and the worst and the same pitch. For example, you have the best goalkeeper on one side and the worst on the other side...


This is one good ad for hot dogs and one happy man...


And there it is... The reason why blondes don't have a good name...


Joke Of The Day:
Paddy was walking through a town one day when he say a shop with a notice in the window. The notice said "We sell everything". Paddy could not believe this so he went inside. He walked to the counter and asked the salesperson, "Do you really sell everything?" The salesperson said "Yes, everything".

Thinking this was too good to be true Paddy said "OK then could I have a jumper for a chicken?". The salesperson said "A jumper for a chicken?, hold on I will have to check the stock out the back". Five minutes later, the salesperson returned with a brown paper bag. "Here you go, one jumper for a chicken"

"How much?" asked Paddy.

"Three quid." replied the salesperson.

"Three quid for a jumper for a chicken - excellent." said Paddy. So away he went as happy as larry. When he got outside he thought to himself that maybe he was done, so he looked inside the bag. At the bottom of the bag was a condom.

He was mad and stormed back into the shop. He screamed at the salesperson "Hey, I asked you for a jumper for a chicken and you have given me a condom - whats going on?"

The salesperson replied, "Sorry mate, I checked in the back and we seem to be all out of jumpers for chickens, all we had was a pullover for a cock."

It's Summer Time!!

Let's go to the swimming pool and look like complete twats!!!
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Why Not...

Seems that there is a tendency lately of people laughing at others failure...
I fucking know because I'm one of them...
So there you, Went on the net and collected some FAIL pictures for you...
Go on...
Have a laugh...
You know you want it!!
The Stairs FAIL:


The balcony Fail:


The Track And Field FAIL:


The Coke FAIL:


The cow FAIL:


The red shoes FAIL:


The cyclist lane FAIL:


The vintage bike FAIL:


The fireman FAIL:


The Canadian McDonald's FAIL:


The Will Smith FAIL:


A dog and tyre FAIL:


A cat and a ball FAIL:


The moon FAIL:


The dance FAIL:


The blond FAIL:


The airplane security test FAIL:


The dogfood advertizing FAIL:


The gay basket ball player FAIL:


The mecanic FAIL:


The WTFAIL?


The baby chair FAIL:


The baseball player FAIL:


The horny mouse FAIL:


The jumping cat FAIL:


The floppy disk FAIL:


Teh rufungh FIAL:

Ok, that would be it for today but will have more for you tomorrow...