Are You Embarrassed?

Well these people had to go through surgery so that they can't be recognized in the street. This guy want to spice it up in bed...


To forget the national anthem is one thing but...


You're cute, you're blonde and you don't like water...


There is always one around...


Another classic treadmill...


Joke Of The Day:
I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help. You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry. I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so...

Do you have a piece of gum?