Thursday's Lot...

So they have all these products, like no fat milk, diet coke, etc...
Also all the diet food that you can get at General Slimfast Boot camp....
But you can't hide from the truth...


You know I think we all lost touch with space travelling and what the body needs to endure during these...


I love photo crashers... You're a big date, maybe your first date... and then the two losers on the back row...


To continue with the people who will soon join the happy queue in front of the dole offices...


I love those people who say that being gay is "wrong", it is "Antichrist", it is "evil"... Well they are fucking idiots...


In any businesses you should only pay for what you get...


There are anti terrorism laws...
There are tax laws...
There are justice laws...
And there is the gravity law...


I love rugby... Very competitive game, manly but in the mean time so correct...


This is a great TShirt design...
This is what it looks like if the guy who wears it is standing in front of you...


Now let's imagine that the same person is now back turned on you, he grabs the TShirt by the bottom and reverse over his head...



This is a redneck holiday camp...


People say that pork is the only animal that can have any parts eaten, maybe it's true but some butchers are doing it too much...


Some people do not like pork... Maybe they prefer more exotic tastes...


Some people would try anything to sell the hell hole they call "home"...


Now this is signs that are on doors on each sides of a pub, a few pints and believe me you get into troubles...


Joke Of The Day:
Hung Chow calls into work and says, ‘Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.’
The boss says, ‘You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this,
I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
‘I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon…….. You got nice house.’

Bit Of This... Bit Of That...

Ok, that one makes me laugh only for one reason...
That girl look so stupid!!!
Look at the expression in her eyes...
Like there is nothing inside...


We all know MySpace.com...
Most of people on that are retards...
Even though their search engine lies...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY... TO YOU!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY... TO YOU!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY... TO YOOOOOOOPPSS...


This has to hurt like hell...
But for some reasons I don't feel any compassion for this guy...


Ok, so today is your big day...
First time bungee jumping...
Shouldn't have that chili for lunch...


Ok, someones going to get fired on that one...


Ok, I think we are going there very, very, very soon...


I like people who goes straight to the point...
I am myself somewhat of a logical person...


This little guy will go far in his life...
His parents must be so proud...
Just one mistake out of six...


Sometimes when people sees pets sleeping they go "Aaawwww"...
Well on that one they go and have a barf...


Tim Henman having is ass whooped because he plays like crap...


So you are in the CDs and music business...
There are a few things that are not politically correct...
This is one of them...


But I do agree with the next one though...


And someone else ass is going to be fired...


And now, for a bit of marketing good doing...
At least a name that suits the product...


Joke Of The Day:

What She Says	What She Means
We need	I want
It's your decision	The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want	You'll pay for this later
We need to talk	I need to complain
You're...so manly	You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight!	Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!	I've got my period
This kitchen is so inconvenient	I want a new house
I want new curtains	and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...
I need wedding shoes	the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
Hang the picture there	No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise	I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me?	I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me?	I did something today you're not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute	kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my butt too big?	Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate	Just agree with me
Yes	No
No	No
Maybe	No
I'm sorry	You'll be sorry
Do you like this recipe?	It's easy to fix so you'd better get used to it
I'm not yelling!	Yes I'm yelling because I think it's important
All we're going to buy is a soap dish	It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few purses, and those sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

We Live In A Strange World...

Ok, you want to advertise your business...
Why not use your delivery trucks...
And say it like it is...


Aahh... The summer holidays...
With your friends...
On the beach...


Seems that now TV show heroes are surpassing the cops...


Sure enough you need to protect your goods one or another...
But this is way too much...


Are you tired of tractors on the road?
I think this guy is...


I don't know what can be worst than that note...


I guess this sign was located in Brazil or something like that...


This was taken from an XBOX... WTF??


I think this is the most ecological way to cut the grass...


You just know that this guy will be hurt very soon...


This is the proof that designers have shit for brain when it comes to do simple things. This a before and after picture of a poster advertising a soccer match between Brazil and Argentina...



Your cat need exercise?
Well why not try tennis...


Joke Of The Day:
The bad and the worst...

Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.

Bad: Your husband's a cross dresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.

Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism.
Worse: As a sacrifice.

Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: To enter a convent.

Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting.
Worse: She implicates you.

Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing cameos and has an AK-47.

Good: The secretary said "yes."
Bad: Your wife says "no."

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: He's gay.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: So did the postman.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: Your wife walks in.

Good: You get a three-day weekend.
Bad: You get the flu on Friday.

Good: You get tickets to the theatre.
Bad: It's performance art.

Good: You go to see a strip show.
Bad: Your daughter's the stripper

Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.

Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas."
Bad: For real.

Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right".
Bad: Your son, that is.

Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.
Bad: She's ten.

Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
Bad: She weighs 350 pounds.

Good: Your son's doing extra credit work.
Bad: Making a sex-ed video.

Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune.
Bad: It's counterfeit.

Good: Your wife bought a porn video.
Bad: Your daughter's the star.

Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
Bad: You live downtown.

Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
Bad: She's coming home.

Good: Your wife's kinky.
Bad: With the neighbors.
Worse: All of them.

Bloops...

Today is bloop day... don't look up the word in a freaking dictionnary because as far as I know that word doesn't exist...
Bloop number one:


Bloop number two:


Bloop number three:


Bloop number four:


Bloop number five:

Today Is Sunday...

And I feel lazy...
Today...
No videos...
No pictures...
Just me and my big mouth...
Don't like it?? Well piss off... Want to try it? Just stay and read...
You can read right?
I live in Ireland...
Irish people are kinda weird. Seriously.
Irish people are nice outside Ireland... But inside... They are just a bunch of dickheads...
That is the main reason why I was married to an Irish woman... She was ok in France but then we moved to Ireland...
Mistake...
The monster in her woke up...
Holy fuck...
So now we are separated...
Cool..
Well apart for the fact that I have to pay for her bills...
But I'm working on that...
Seriously...
There is judge in Ennis (west coast of Ireland), judge Mangan... The guy has the brain of a retard 3 years old (and I think that is an insult to retard people...)
For him, it is ok for me to pay for HER satellite bills... pay for HER phone bills... pay for HER hair dressing fees..
Well fuck this...
On the 11th I'm seeing a lawyer and will cut this shit...
It will be France 20 - Ireland 0...
Just like in rugby...
Eat shit leprechaun...

Just Three Letters... WTF!!!

Ok so you are at a party... Enjoying yourself...
Maybe too much...


Ok, we all love funny TShirts.. But this is wrong...


This has to be the wedgie of the century.. (I know we are just in 2008!!)...


When you see a prick on a jet ski that is what you expect...


Bear?? Blond bitch.. YAY!!!


So funky dogs aren't enough he??


This has to be the definition of "dickhead"...


Now, this guy is a moron... Check out the answers he gives to the wheel of fortune games... The girl besides him is ssssoooooo lucky...


So your girlfriend got drunk...


So you're a woman.. You have a dick... DO NOT WEAR TIGHT CLOTHES!!!


So you're in Iraq and your butt hitch... What do you do?


Joke Of The Day:
There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the sheep, the French farm hand took the parts and was about to throw them into the trash. "No!" yelled the farmer, "Don't throw those away! My wife fries them up and we eat them, they're delicious! They're called Sheep Fries!" The farm hand saved the parts and took them to the farmer's wife who cooked them up for supper.

This went on for three days....and each evening they had Sheep Fries for supper. On the fourth night the farmer came in to the house for supper. He asked his wife where the farm hand was and she replied, "It's the strangest thing! When he came in and asked what was for supper, I told him French Fries and he ran like hell!"

Friday Fun...

Today the videos are work and office related...
How to release stress...
And the last one is about why you shouldn't eat chili before Karate competition...
Here are a few violent ways to relieve stress while in the office...


This is the ultimate bad ass sticker...


You can always trust Google AdSense to have bad taste...


Here are a few other ways to relieve stress in the office...


If ads were telling the truth...


I am sure the parents of this lovely kid are really proud of him...


Now here is one hell of a copier...


This has to be the WTF of the day...


Ok, there is something really wrong with that picture. Can you find out what?



And finally... Why you shouldn't eat chili before a karate contest...
(Oh yeah... The joke of the day is about that as well...)


Joke Of The Day:
A young guy is invited for the first time for lunch at his girlfriend's parents. The guy knock on the door and the girlfriend's mother open the door and says:
- Hi there, please come in! She isn't ready yet, just get yourself in the sitting room. We have to finish to prepare diner, make yourself comfortable.
So guy gets in, sit on the sofa. He feels really nervous. Don't want to screw up. As the time pass by, a dog, the family dog, gets in the sitting room. The mother, from the kitchen shout:
- Hey! Meet Rufus... He is very friendly...
The guy is way too nervous to play with the dog... The reason for that is that his nervousness has developed into flatulence's... And the guy needs to let go at one... So he does... Bad noise... Bad smell... The guy is shaking now... and then the voice from the kitchen...
- RUFUS!!!
The guy is a bit surprised, but hey, if they blame the dog...
So the guy let go at another one... This is level 2 on the Richter scale... The smell is unbearable... The voice from the kitchen...
- RUFUS!!!
And whack!!! Another fart... Louder... The voice...
- RUFUS!!!
So the guy let go at the ultimate one, the table is trembling... The smell is so bad the wall paper is starting to fall... Then the voice...
- RUFUS!!! GET IN THE KITCHEN BEFORE HE CRAPS ON YOU!!!!