Saturday, August 2, 2008

Just Three Letters... WTF!!!

Ok so you are at a party... Enjoying yourself...
Maybe too much...


Ok, we all love funny TShirts.. But this is wrong...


This has to be the wedgie of the century.. (I know we are just in 2008!!)...


When you see a prick on a jet ski that is what you expect...


Bear?? Blond bitch.. YAY!!!


So funky dogs aren't enough he??


This has to be the definition of "dickhead"...


Now, this guy is a moron... Check out the answers he gives to the wheel of fortune games... The girl besides him is ssssoooooo lucky...


So your girlfriend got drunk...


So you're a woman.. You have a dick... DO NOT WEAR TIGHT CLOTHES!!!


So you're in Iraq and your butt hitch... What do you do?


Joke Of The Day:
There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the sheep, the French farm hand took the parts and was about to throw them into the trash. "No!" yelled the farmer, "Don't throw those away! My wife fries them up and we eat them, they're delicious! They're called Sheep Fries!" The farm hand saved the parts and took them to the farmer's wife who cooked them up for supper.

This went on for three days....and each evening they had Sheep Fries for supper. On the fourth night the farmer came in to the house for supper. He asked his wife where the farm hand was and she replied, "It's the strangest thing! When he came in and asked what was for supper, I told him French Fries and he ran like hell!"

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