Today I Add A New Category...

Joke of the day... That's after the videos and pictures. If you have any good jokes (I mean not the crap you would pull at a golf club or xmas party... Real funny, clean or unclean joke!!), please comment with it...
Ok, now for the first installment of the strange and idiotic...
In this one you will see a rarity... I guy who wins fuck all at "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and the host of a TV show in the Netherlands who can't stop laughing his ass off when a poor guy who had his balls removed by mistake in hospital is talking...


Bird having a shit on reporter, various idiots and a bit of pain...


In this one you can see a kid (well he isn't really a kid, more like a spotty adolescent really) who loves playing games, his parents were filming him while he was playing... Now he must hate them... certainly became an EMO...


This one is pwnage galore...
Ladies... A few might make you faint...


Joke Of The Day:
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So the next Sunday he took the Monsignor's advice.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door:
1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not say, "Eat me."
12. The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the, "Mary with the Cherry."
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God."
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.