Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Today is WTF day....

For those who aren't familiar with this term, for those who never go out on Sunday, for those who don't have a life, for those who have an extremely short brain wave, for those who were late the day the brains were giving away, for Paris Hilton, George Bush, PETA members, the French president, WTF means What The Fuck.
Little things that make you go, uh? What the hell? Why... Wait... Holy!!....
First thing is, what would be the most scary situation...
  1. Be attacked by a horde of dogs.
  2. Be attacked by a band of crazy nymphomaniacs.
  3. Be attacked by the police.
  4. Be attacked by soldiers on wheels.
Answer?
4:


Now, sport is a man thing... Even though I do prefer to watch women tennis instead of guys... Just that I ain't gay... You know...
But you walk into a bar and you have all these big guys who talk about last Sunday's game, and how they would have done better than the players, and how the referee was a wanker. Well I guess this guy just drank his beer and got out...


Don't you like it when you to some family due and that there is always some retard uncle who's drunk as a skunk and makes a total ass of himself:


Now, if you have common sense, let say that you see someone on the road in difficulty. Car breakdown or something. The location is nowhere, inhabitants you and the poor bastard. You are catholic so you decide to help the poor soul. How do you proceed:
  1. Get a bar in between your vehicle and his car and drive away to the next garage.
  2. Get a rope in between your vehicle and his car and drive away to the next garage?
  3. Load the car in your vehicle and get pulled away by the police.
Answer?
3:


Fashion seems to be a must lately, but most of the fashion comes from artists like singers, groups, actors, etc... What happened to good ol'fashion sense? Hm? What about the real people doing their own stuff... Like this guy, Pedro:


And what about rappers... Forget the baggy pants, unlaced shoes, bling bling, here are the real items...


It's summer. Well in most countries of the northern hemisphere anyway. Dunno for you guys but here, in Ireland it totally sux. Wind, rain, wind... Did I mention wind?
Anyway, people are going off on holidays in some exotic places, Spain, Portugal, Bulgaria, etc...
Sun is shinning, the beaches are beautiful...
But for god sake, get some tan before going to the beach!!!


I live in Ireland.
I'm French.
But you know what?
I'm damn glad I'm not Scottish!!

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