The Week End Is Upon Us...

This means fun days...
How will you spend your fun days?
Maybe at a birthday party?


Or maybe visit your family at the farm?


Or maybe do a bit of fishing?


Or, ladies, maybe just enjoy your husband or boyfriend?


Or, gentlemen, maybe just enjoy your wife or your girlfriend...


Joke Of The Day:

A husband and wife decide to seek counsel after 15 years of marriage.

The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife immediately goes into a tirade, listing every problem they have ever had during the
15 years.

She goes on and on and on.

Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. The counselor then turns to the husband and says,

“This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?”

The husband thinks for a moment and replies, “Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf.”

Today I found Some Gold...

Gold Bar #1:


Gold Bar #2:


Gold Bar #3:


Gold Bar #4:


Gold Bar #5:


Gold Bar #6:


Joke Of The Day:
A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month. A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise. The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog. After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music." "Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."

Crash Test Day... Well... Just Crash Actually...

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Today Let's Go Back To Basics...

FAILURES!!
The Drain Fail...


The Ferry Fail...


The Golfing Fail...


The House Make Over Show Fail...


The Safety Fail...


The Segway Fail...


The Skate Board Fail...


The Snow Mobile Fail...


The Timber Fail...


Joke Of The Day:
A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it started." Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then............," he sighed, ..... "Let's put all of these frosted flakes back into the box."

I Found It!!!

If you wonder what just be patient and scroll through these videos first...
When you parachute jump everything has to be prepared... I mean EVERYTHING!!


I was in the French army once... I had too... Didn't chose...


I do not want to have it with her!!!


This one is for the boys... How far would you go to see a cracking chick naked?


If you follow these guys you will success... You will be the biggest moron on a bike!!


At least... After all this time looking for it... There it is... The ultimate ownage!!!


Have you ever watched a soccer game from Argentina? Well this is how they train the TV commentators...


This has to be the most dangerous corner in Europe...


Joke Of The Day:
An unmarried woman is newly pregnant and gets into an auto accident. She suffers a head injury and lapses into a coma for nine months. When she awakens in the hospital, she panics and asks about her baby.

Her doctor is called in and gives her a mild sedative, then he sits down to answer her questions. "I'm so happy to see you recovering", he says. The woman responds, "Thank you doctor, but what about my baby? Is everything all right?" He replies, "Yes, despite your injury, we were able to perform a fairly normal delivery procedure."

"In fact," he goes on, "you've given birth to twins - a boy and a girl."

The woman is very happy and asks when she can see her new babies. The doctor replies, "Right away, but we've already sent the infants home with your brother. We'll call and tell him you're okay. While you were unconscious, your brother took care of everything for you. He even gave the babies names."

At this point, the woman gets upset, "Doctor, my brother is an idiot! What name did he give my little girl?" The doctor answered that her name was Denise. "Oh, Denise, that's not so bad. What name did he give my boy?" The doctor answered, "Denephew".

Sometimes Things Amaze Me... Not You?

Like, for example, there is dangerous sports... Formula One, Rugby, Soccer. But who would have thought that Volley Ball was one of these?



Okay, we know how a boat is launched on sea. A few ramps and there you go... But how do they do it for a river?



Well, for the people of North America you might not know this TV show. It is called Countdown. Participants ask for letters and they have to form the longest word with these letters in a certain time. Well that one went horribly wrong...



This guy is amazing. He must have known that this would happen. But still... He went for it...



I don't know if you are religious but I'm not. There is always people that will try to get you into it... Like this guy...



This what I call justice... This redneck woman will never come near a gun again...



Your team is winning... You celebrate a bit too much... You win too... A trip to the nearest A&E...



You know are all over the Internet and still...



Joke Of The Day:

I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"

Unconfortable Situations...

What is it with bikes? If you can't just don't!!


I could understand that you can get a bit bored in the army but this is a bit too much...


Remember the TRAIN Vs TRUCK? Well this does also apply to BIKE Vs BUS...


Can someone explains the difference between ducks and lemmings to me??


Drink Gatorade and get the kick of your life!! Kick? Really?


The commercial is wrong... Your VISA card will not get you out of ALL situations!! Well it certainly won't in this one...


If Jesus was born in the 21st century...


Joke Of The Day:
Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, "If you can convince more than 5 people to stop doing drugs for the rest of their lives, you won't be sent to jail."
So the two men agree and the judge tells them to come back on Monday.
So the two guys come back on Monday and the judge asks how they did.
''I got 17 people to get off drugs,'' says the first guy.
''Wow, how'd you do that?'' asks the judge.
''I used circles. I told them that this large circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs.''
''Oh, that's nothing!" said the second guy. "I convinced 156 people to get off drugs.''
''Wow. How'd you do that?'' asked the judge.
''Well, I used circles too. I told them this small circle is your butthole before prison...''

Another Ghanean Scammer...

[19:36:45] richard mensah says: hello i am Richard from Ghana and i have something i would like to shear with u.Its a GOLD that my father left me when he passedon,but i will like to sale it or get some help from some one but i do not have trust on wnyone so please tell me if i can trust u and the GOLD is very huge for me alone so please i will need ur help.THANK U and i will like to hear fron u very soon.bye bye
[19:40:35] Frederic Lievre says: Sure you do.... I'm the queen of England... Any way I can help?[19:40:50] richard mensah says: really thank u
[19:41:12] richard mensah says: so what is ur name
[19:41:32] Frederic Lievre says: Elisabeth
[19:41:54] richard mensah says: are u serious with me ok joking?
[19:42:11] Frederic Lievre says: Did you read what I said....
[19:42:31] richard mensah says: yes but u name is not that u see
[19:43:04] Frederic Lievre says: Yes it is... That is how people call me
[19:43:36] richard mensah says: i do not thank that is ur please tell me ur name
[19:44:23] Frederic Lievre says: Queen Elizabeth Of England...
[19:45:03] Frederic Lievre says: And you sir are an idiot
[19:45:22] richard mensah says: can i see ur pic
[19:45:43] Frederic Lievre says: Yes on every 1 sterling coins
[19:46:15] richard mensah says: i mean ur pic u have on the computar
[19:46:16] richard mensah says: now
[19:46:49] Frederic Lievre says: Why should I? I'm on bank notes, coins, statues, paintings, TV... [19:47:04] richard mensah says: u are telling me lies
[19:56:45] Frederic Lievre says: No
[19:56:53] Frederic Lievre says: God save me!
[19:57:44] Frederic Lievre says: Pwned!! 8-)

A Few Ownages To Finish The Week...

This is weird... Don't know for sure but I think it get stucks in his nose...


This kid will not participate in the cycling for the Olympics...


This one is unbelievable... The guy actually take a dump in a plant pot...


Take a bimbo, a slippery floor, and...


This is a small compilation of the luckiest people ever...


Nobody likes a show off... Definitively not this guy...


Tramways always sound like a safe transport mode, after all "A Tramway Named Desire"...


This is a compilation of pretty weird accidents...


Nap attack!!


Joke Of The day:
A guy comes home from work feeling bad about the day's activities. He lies down on the couch and ponders his actions. Like most of us, his conscience has two voices; that of his good moral side and that of his mischievous side.

While staring at the ceiling, a voice in his head says, "don't worry about it, a lot of doctors have sex with their patients."

The man tosses and turns in reflection of his actions. Again the voice says, "don't worry about it, a lot of doctors have sex with their patients."

Feeling somewhat relieved, the man begins to relax and feel better about himself at which time another voice in head says, "but you're a veterinarian."

A Few Commercials That Are Interresting...

This one is about getting toilets and people cleaned at the same time...


This one is good, the sentence at the end says "Wear a belt to avoid accidents", or something like that...


This one is for the gore movies lovers... Bloody Good!!


I love this car ad... Brilliant... Look out for the dog at the end...


This one is about Canadian Taxes but I guess it feels the same in every countries...


I would love to do this one day...


This is why you shouldn't get drunk in the back garden...


Happy Easter... I love that one but look how the newspaper suddenly changes at the end of the ad...


And that one is to prove that the French (YAY ME!!) are good at sports...


What ever you do... Do not mess with Sasquatch...


I don't really know what is the chewing gum made of but I want some...


This is all about shouting...


This has to be the most embarrassing moment in her life ever...(need sound)


This is cruel but so good... I love soccer...


Admit it... One of them is YOU!


Joke Of The day:

It was the mailman's last day, after 38 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.

At the second house, and old age pensioner presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When they had finished, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring the coffee, the mailman noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All of this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for"?

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said, "Screw him. Give him a dollar. The breakfast was my idea!"

Some Of These Will Make You Cry....

First this kid has just said goodbye to his jewels. That is it. They are gone. No way they are still intact...


I think that people who work on fairs should sell the CCTV footage's they get from the attractions. Look at the guy (or girl, ain't too sure on that one) on the right...


Sometimes, your job brings you satisfaction. Like this fireman... I'm sure he suddenly loves his job...


I'm not the best dancer in the world. Actually I totally suck at it. So in order to avoid the ridicule, I don't dance. Maybe that guy should follow my lead...


Ok, I know he is just a kid, but c'mon!! He must have had an idea that this kind of shit could happen!!


This guy wants to look like a big man. Pick up the gun and shoot and...


Some inventions never take off. Like the pogo stick... Seems that it didn't really work or something and I think this guy knows why...


Oh Deer... Here goes Rudolph...


Every one can get an off day, men, women, kids, super heroes...


I usually don't bet on horse racing... Wouldn't put a fiver on that guy...


PMS and shopping isn't a good idea...


What is the attraction between people and water... Gravity?


Joke Of The Day:
A BRUNETTE, A REDHEAD & A BLONDE all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed their boss left work early.

One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they'd leave right behind her. After all, she never called in or came back to the office when she left early, so how was she to know?

The next day, they all three left the office right after the boss left. The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the health club before meeting her dinner date.

The blonde was happy, happy, happy to be home, but when she got to the bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly, quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS.

Ever so gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day at coffee break, the brunette and redhead decided they were leaving early again, and asked the blonde if she was coming with them.

"NO WAY," she exclaimed, "I almost got caught yesterday"

My Ghanean Scammer...

This is hilarious...
Transcript from Skype...
[20:45:09] GIFY AYEIWAA says: hello,is gifty from ghana how are u doing today plz,can u come on chat?
[20:50:21] Frederic Lievre says: yeah you read my profile plz
[20:51:46] GIFY AYEIWAA says: ok i see
[20:51:52] GIFY AYEIWAA says: how are u dpoing today and
[20:52:19] Frederic Lievre says: sorry??? Did you read my intro?? What did it say??
[20:54:21] GIFY AYEIWAA says: is says anything that i want to ask but what is ur wrok and do u have a friends in ghana here
[20:54:49] Frederic Lievre says: Can you see my picture and the text besides it?
[20:55:48] GIFY AYEIWAA says: no plz....u need to add me so that i cam see that
[20:56:46] Frederic Lievre says: Ok, you can see a baldy guy with a green shirt... Click on it and read...
[20:56:55] Frederic Lievre says: tell me what you see...
[20:57:44] GIFY AYEIWAA says: i can see anything here plz u add me so that i can see
[20:58:11] Frederic Lievre says: well here is what it says:
[20:58:25] GIFY AYEIWAA says: ok
[20:58:59] Frederic Lievre says: "From Ghana, or just moved to Ghana? Please go screw yourself... Thank you very much."
[20:59:20] GIFY AYEIWAA says: thz u too
[20:59:32] Frederic Lievre says: will do
[20:59:40] GIFY AYEIWAA says: add me
[21:00:08] Frederic Lievre says: Ok, you're not the sharpest crayon in the box are you?
[21:01:53] GIFY AYEIWAA says: plz i dont undersand u plz
[21:02:33] Frederic Lievre says: Well I can see that... YOU BRAIN DEAD??? did you digg that?
[21:02:59] GIFY AYEIWAA says: no
[21:03:06] GIFY AYEIWAA says: are u insulting me or whta
[21:03:26] Frederic Lievre says: I c... how did lobotomy goes? Pretty good I guess...
[21:03:43] GIFY AYEIWAA says: plz u add me
[21:04:13] Frederic Lievre says: no me not adding you because you scammer... was that clear enough?
[21:04:30] GIFY AYEIWAA says: no no
[21:04:32] GIFY AYEIWAA says: ok byee
[21:04:48] Frederic Lievre says: wow... twas hard was it... Geesh

Tuesday's Junk...

Ok, take a bike, take a lake and add a woman that is clueless...


If you are an idiot, get someone top wash your car, don't do it yourself...


Ok, so you are playing mini golf and you suck at it... Still, it's not a reason to get angry...


This one is unbelievable... I feel bad for the guy...


You are bored... You have rackets... You have balls...


Kiddo will never go on the swings again...


This guy has some serious soccer skills but the finish isn't there yet...


This is what happen when you are in the wrong place at the wrong time...


Joke Of The Day:

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5-Iron golf club wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, “What happened to you?”

“Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.

We went to look for them while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.”

“I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow’s arse.

Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to my wife, ‘Hey, this looks like yours!’”

“I don’t remember much after that .”

Today It Is All About Sport...

Well after all it is the Olympics...
you know...
Tibetans throwing...
Tibetans Killing...
Seems that people favour gold medals more than human life...
So there you go...
The trojan gold medal goes to...


And for the gymnastic first heat...


And the hurdle gold goes to...


And rib reaper gold goes to...


And the slam dunk of the century goes to...


And the javelin gold does to the idiot on the left...


And for the gymnastic second heat...


Joke Of The Day (And this one is good.... Read till the end!):
Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came to him and said, "Now don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this "pretzel" hold he has. Whatever you do, don't let him get you in this hold! If he does, you're finished!" The wrestler nodded in agreement. Now, to the match: The American and the Russian circled each other several times looking for an opening. All of a sudden the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold! A sigh of disappointment went up from the crowd, and the trainer buried his face in his hands for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the ending. Suddenly there was a scream, a cheer from the crowd, and the trainer raised his eye just in time to see the Russian flying up in the air. The Russian's back hit the mat with a thud, and the American weakly collapsed on top of him, getting the pin and winning the match. The trainer was astounded! When he finally got the American wrestler alone, he asked, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!" The wrestler answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of balls right in front of my face. I thought I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls!"

The Sunday Mass

Give an idiot a bike and see what happen...


I found this little video, not accident or crash, just funny...


Danger seeker... Would you do it?


Do you watch LOST? You know, the dumb TV series... Well if you missed an episode here is a proper recap...


This one is crazy... The guy load a mini excavator in a truck...


Here is a picture of a horse...


Joke Of The Day:
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"

Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,

He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

A Mix Of Commercials And Pwnages...

Do you remember that old TV series called the prisoner? Well I think it was the title. A guy is trapped on a island and try to escape but everytime he tries, some kind of blob pops out of sea and catches him... Well the blob is still here...


This dog is so stupid it must a cat in disguise...


Well this kid is marked for life now... He will never go near a computer again...


Well I am sure of one thing... This guy will not sleep with that girl tonight...


I like soccer but this is the kind of things that makes you go... HAOW!!!


Snow Ramp... Short But Sweet... A classic...


Let me see... What do we have here... A treadmill... An idiot...


Soccer is all about skills...


This is the worst fireman ever...


Joke Of The Day:
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the front. He goes round the back of the pub only to find two bikers, one with his fingers up the butt of the other.

"So what's going on here?" he asks.

The biker replies, "My mate here has had too much to drink and I'm trying to make him vomit."

The cop says, "I think you should be sticking your fingers down his THROAT."

The biker replies, "That's what I'm going to do next!"

Today It Is All About TV Commercials...

Ok, I left the best one for the end, it is cute and so like a man... Note that these videos are more enjoyable with sound.
I used to work for a logistic company... Not that one though...


This is the first of the Budweiser commercials I like... Watch out Walter!!


Volkswagen against terror...


Another Budweiser... Sport and streaker...


Some people wish they had a Porshe... Well I wish I WAS a Porshe...


This one demonstrates the law differences between Spain and the USA...


Another instalment of the Budweiser commercials... How not to have a romantic evening...


This commercial demonstrate how NOT to close the luggage compartment...


You all saw that commercial about the French car that transform into a robot and dance... What if that went wrong...


Ninjas are supposed to be invisible and good at what they do...


And the last but I think the best... This little guy is such a man...



Joke Of The Day:
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, "What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?" Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A quickie, please."

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, Pal, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."

The Weather Is Shit... This Will Keep You Warm...

In case of war or invasion wouldn't feel a lot more secure if these guys were your enemies?


This video isn't a home video, or blooper but I think it is hilarious. The story of a crack head... Literally... (need sound)


This is one of the reasons you shouldn't clean the shop windows too often...


Ok, if you are some kind of nerd who wants to be on everybody laptop, do as this guy, dry ice + helmet...


Ok, so you work on one of these infomercials channel and you are sick of it... So you take some drugs to make the day go faster... That's Ok, nobody will notice...


And a few people getting owned big times...


I don't like cats... This woman should be shot...


This truck driver forgot one of the main rules of truck driving:
TRUCK = SLOW
TRAIN = FAST


And a few people that should learn when you stop...


Joke Of The Day:
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.

She is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says "Hey little girl. What are you doing?" The little girl says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"

The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says. "Thanks mister", says the little girl. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by it's testicles.

"Little girl", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."

The little girl says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"

A Bit More Of Everything...

Ok, this guy... How the hell did he get that idea??


Do you like bowling? I do... Even though I don't play often... But these guys needs a recommendation I think...


I think these guys are doing it wrong...


Now take a bit of strong glue and a pair of flip flops...


How do you recognize a Greek in a car crash? He's the one that gets up shouting...


I can watch that one again and again and again... Still makes me cry laughing...


This guy will never look at a computer in the same way ever again...


This guy is supposed to be some kind of big shot when it comes to skate boarding... I wonder why?


Water bed + Hot action = NO


And a Little bit more of sliding action...


Joke Of The day:
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.

He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town.

The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home".

Why Would They Do That??

First of all, I apologize for posting this quite late... Today I was at the solicitor so I can get the situation with my ex wife sorted... Solicitors are clever aren't they? Well the people below are a bit less clever...
First that girl has problems with skate boarding... She just sucks at it...


This guy must be the dumbest guy on the planet!! He actually check...


This is the reason why they ask you not to run in university hallways...


The reason why women can't be trusted...


Even a simple ski slalom can end in a nuts shot...


I don't like cats... I love that video...


I don't like cats... I love that video... Hm.. Heard that before...


I love soccer, thank god the premiership is starting next week end... Go on Arsenal!!! Even if you don't like soccer you will love that video...


Joke Of The Day:
A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"

A Few Idiots For A Sunday Laugh...

Take an idiot and give him a tractor...


Or maybe an idiot that thinks he is superman and can fly...


Or the idiot that insult a celebrity during a TV interview...


Now buy and expensive car, like a Mustang, and give it to an idiot...


Idiot + Roller Blades = Balls Busting Action...


Idiot + Skate Board = (Yes you guessed it) Balls Busting Action...


Idiots are everywhere... Even at army cadets camps...


If you are an easy scared idiot, do not do sleep overs...


Sliders... Water slides... And, of course, idiots...


Idiots should not go anywhere near the water...


Joke Of The Day:

The Swede’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. ‘Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any skivvies?’, Ole demanded.

Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.’ The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, ‘For the sake of decency, here’s a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.’

Next, the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. ‘Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You’ve no knickers . Why not?’ She replies, ‘I can’t afford any on the money you give me.’
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , ‘For the sake of decency, here’s a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!’

Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

‘Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?’ She too explains, ‘You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.’ The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, ‘Well, fer the love ‘o decency, here’s a comb….. Tidy yerself up a bit.

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Joke Of The Day:
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served additional liquor at this bar, and could a cab be called for him?

The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the SIDE door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and, still politely - but more firmly, refuses service to the man due to his inebriation, and again offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police will be called immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender, and in hopeless anguish, cries "Man! How many bars do you work at?"

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Joke Of The Day:

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole.

"Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."

They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise.

"Jeeez. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise."

They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait... and wait. Nothing.

They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT sucker in, it's GOTTA make some noise."

The two drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a sound comes from the hole.

Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, running as fast as it's legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air and into the hole.

The two men are astonished with what they've just seen...

Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over.

"Hey... you two guys seen my goat out here?"

"You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!"

"Nah", says the farmer, "That couldn't have been MY goat. My goat was chained to a railroad tie."

Thursday's Lot...

So they have all these products, like no fat milk, diet coke, etc...
Also all the diet food that you can get at General Slimfast Boot camp....
But you can't hide from the truth...


You know I think we all lost touch with space travelling and what the body needs to endure during these...


I love photo crashers... You're a big date, maybe your first date... and then the two losers on the back row...


To continue with the people who will soon join the happy queue in front of the dole offices...


I love those people who say that being gay is "wrong", it is "Antichrist", it is "evil"... Well they are fucking idiots...


In any businesses you should only pay for what you get...


There are anti terrorism laws...
There are tax laws...
There are justice laws...
And there is the gravity law...


I love rugby... Very competitive game, manly but in the mean time so correct...


This is a great TShirt design...
This is what it looks like if the guy who wears it is standing in front of you...


Now let's imagine that the same person is now back turned on you, he grabs the TShirt by the bottom and reverse over his head...



This is a redneck holiday camp...


People say that pork is the only animal that can have any parts eaten, maybe it's true but some butchers are doing it too much...


Some people do not like pork... Maybe they prefer more exotic tastes...


Some people would try anything to sell the hell hole they call "home"...


Now this is signs that are on doors on each sides of a pub, a few pints and believe me you get into troubles...


Joke Of The Day:
Hung Chow calls into work and says, ‘Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.’
The boss says, ‘You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this,
I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
‘I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon…….. You got nice house.’

Bit Of This... Bit Of That...

Ok, that one makes me laugh only for one reason...
That girl look so stupid!!!
Look at the expression in her eyes...
Like there is nothing inside...


We all know MySpace.com...
Most of people on that are retards...
Even though their search engine lies...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY... TO YOU!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY... TO YOU!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY... TO YOOOOOOOPPSS...


This has to hurt like hell...
But for some reasons I don't feel any compassion for this guy...


Ok, so today is your big day...
First time bungee jumping...
Shouldn't have that chili for lunch...


Ok, someones going to get fired on that one...


Ok, I think we are going there very, very, very soon...


I like people who goes straight to the point...
I am myself somewhat of a logical person...


This little guy will go far in his life...
His parents must be so proud...
Just one mistake out of six...


Sometimes when people sees pets sleeping they go "Aaawwww"...
Well on that one they go and have a barf...


Tim Henman having is ass whooped because he plays like crap...


So you are in the CDs and music business...
There are a few things that are not politically correct...
This is one of them...


But I do agree with the next one though...


And someone else ass is going to be fired...


And now, for a bit of marketing good doing...
At least a name that suits the product...


Joke Of The Day:

What She Says	What She Means
We need	I want
It's your decision	The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want	You'll pay for this later
We need to talk	I need to complain
You're...so manly	You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight!	Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!	I've got my period
This kitchen is so inconvenient	I want a new house
I want new curtains	and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...
I need wedding shoes	the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
Hang the picture there	No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise	I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me?	I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me?	I did something today you're not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute	kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my butt too big?	Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate	Just agree with me
Yes	No
No	No
Maybe	No
I'm sorry	You'll be sorry
Do you like this recipe?	It's easy to fix so you'd better get used to it
I'm not yelling!	Yes I'm yelling because I think it's important
All we're going to buy is a soap dish	It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few purses, and those sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

We Live In A Strange World...

Ok, you want to advertise your business...
Why not use your delivery trucks...
And say it like it is...


Aahh... The summer holidays...
With your friends...
On the beach...


Seems that now TV show heroes are surpassing the cops...


Sure enough you need to protect your goods one or another...
But this is way too much...


Are you tired of tractors on the road?
I think this guy is...


I don't know what can be worst than that note...


I guess this sign was located in Brazil or something like that...


This was taken from an XBOX... WTF??


I think this is the most ecological way to cut the grass...


You just know that this guy will be hurt very soon...


This is the proof that designers have shit for brain when it comes to do simple things. This a before and after picture of a poster advertising a soccer match between Brazil and Argentina...



Your cat need exercise?
Well why not try tennis...


Joke Of The Day:
The bad and the worst...

Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.

Bad: Your husband's a cross dresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.

Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism.
Worse: As a sacrifice.

Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: To enter a convent.

Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting.
Worse: She implicates you.

Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing cameos and has an AK-47.

Good: The secretary said "yes."
Bad: Your wife says "no."

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: He's gay.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: So did the postman.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: Your wife walks in.

Good: You get a three-day weekend.
Bad: You get the flu on Friday.

Good: You get tickets to the theatre.
Bad: It's performance art.

Good: You go to see a strip show.
Bad: Your daughter's the stripper

Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.

Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas."
Bad: For real.

Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right".
Bad: Your son, that is.

Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.
Bad: She's ten.

Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
Bad: She weighs 350 pounds.

Good: Your son's doing extra credit work.
Bad: Making a sex-ed video.

Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune.
Bad: It's counterfeit.

Good: Your wife bought a porn video.
Bad: Your daughter's the star.

Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
Bad: You live downtown.

Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
Bad: She's coming home.

Good: Your wife's kinky.
Bad: With the neighbors.
Worse: All of them.