Friday, August 1, 2008

Friday Fun...

Today the videos are work and office related...
How to release stress...
And the last one is about why you shouldn't eat chili before Karate competition...
Here are a few violent ways to relieve stress while in the office...


This is the ultimate bad ass sticker...


You can always trust Google AdSense to have bad taste...


Here are a few other ways to relieve stress in the office...


If ads were telling the truth...


I am sure the parents of this lovely kid are really proud of him...


Now here is one hell of a copier...


This has to be the WTF of the day...


Ok, there is something really wrong with that picture. Can you find out what?



And finally... Why you shouldn't eat chili before a karate contest...
(Oh yeah... The joke of the day is about that as well...)


Joke Of The Day:
A young guy is invited for the first time for lunch at his girlfriend's parents. The guy knock on the door and the girlfriend's mother open the door and says:
- Hi there, please come in! She isn't ready yet, just get yourself in the sitting room. We have to finish to prepare diner, make yourself comfortable.
So guy gets in, sit on the sofa. He feels really nervous. Don't want to screw up. As the time pass by, a dog, the family dog, gets in the sitting room. The mother, from the kitchen shout:
- Hey! Meet Rufus... He is very friendly...
The guy is way too nervous to play with the dog... The reason for that is that his nervousness has developed into flatulence's... And the guy needs to let go at one... So he does... Bad noise... Bad smell... The guy is shaking now... and then the voice from the kitchen...
- RUFUS!!!
The guy is a bit surprised, but hey, if they blame the dog...
So the guy let go at another one... This is level 2 on the Richter scale... The smell is unbearable... The voice from the kitchen...
- RUFUS!!!
And whack!!! Another fart... Louder... The voice...
- RUFUS!!!
So the guy let go at the ultimate one, the table is trembling... The smell is so bad the wall paper is starting to fall... Then the voice...
- RUFUS!!! GET IN THE KITCHEN BEFORE HE CRAPS ON YOU!!!!

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