Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Some Of These Will Make You Cry....

First this kid has just said goodbye to his jewels. That is it. They are gone. No way they are still intact...


I think that people who work on fairs should sell the CCTV footage's they get from the attractions. Look at the guy (or girl, ain't too sure on that one) on the right...


Sometimes, your job brings you satisfaction. Like this fireman... I'm sure he suddenly loves his job...


I'm not the best dancer in the world. Actually I totally suck at it. So in order to avoid the ridicule, I don't dance. Maybe that guy should follow my lead...


Ok, I know he is just a kid, but c'mon!! He must have had an idea that this kind of shit could happen!!


This guy wants to look like a big man. Pick up the gun and shoot and...


Some inventions never take off. Like the pogo stick... Seems that it didn't really work or something and I think this guy knows why...


Oh Deer... Here goes Rudolph...


Every one can get an off day, men, women, kids, super heroes...


I usually don't bet on horse racing... Wouldn't put a fiver on that guy...


PMS and shopping isn't a good idea...


What is the attraction between people and water... Gravity?


Joke Of The Day:
A BRUNETTE, A REDHEAD & A BLONDE all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed their boss left work early.

One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they'd leave right behind her. After all, she never called in or came back to the office when she left early, so how was she to know?

The next day, they all three left the office right after the boss left. The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the health club before meeting her dinner date.

The blonde was happy, happy, happy to be home, but when she got to the bedroom she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly, quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS.

Ever so gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day at coffee break, the brunette and redhead decided they were leaving early again, and asked the blonde if she was coming with them.

"NO WAY," she exclaimed, "I almost got caught yesterday"

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