We Live In A Strange World...

Ok, you want to advertise your business...
Why not use your delivery trucks...
And say it like it is...


Aahh... The summer holidays...
With your friends...
On the beach...


Seems that now TV show heroes are surpassing the cops...


Sure enough you need to protect your goods one or another...
But this is way too much...


Are you tired of tractors on the road?
I think this guy is...


I don't know what can be worst than that note...


I guess this sign was located in Brazil or something like that...


This was taken from an XBOX... WTF??


I think this is the most ecological way to cut the grass...


You just know that this guy will be hurt very soon...


This is the proof that designers have shit for brain when it comes to do simple things. This a before and after picture of a poster advertising a soccer match between Brazil and Argentina...



Your cat need exercise?
Well why not try tennis...


Joke Of The Day:
The bad and the worst...

Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.

Bad: Your husband's a cross dresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.

Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism.
Worse: As a sacrifice.

Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman.

Bad: Your wife's leaving you.
Worse: To enter a convent.

Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting.
Worse: She implicates you.

Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing cameos and has an AK-47.

Good: The secretary said "yes."
Bad: Your wife says "no."

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: He's gay.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: So did the postman.

Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: Your wife walks in.

Good: You get a three-day weekend.
Bad: You get the flu on Friday.

Good: You get tickets to the theatre.
Bad: It's performance art.

Good: You go to see a strip show.
Bad: Your daughter's the stripper

Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.

Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas."
Bad: For real.

Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right".
Bad: Your son, that is.

Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.
Bad: She's ten.

Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
Bad: She weighs 350 pounds.

Good: Your son's doing extra credit work.
Bad: Making a sex-ed video.

Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune.
Bad: It's counterfeit.

Good: Your wife bought a porn video.
Bad: Your daughter's the star.

Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
Bad: You live downtown.

Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
Bad: She's coming home.

Good: Your wife's kinky.
Bad: With the neighbors.
Worse: All of them.