Wednesday, August 13, 2008

The Weather Is Shit... This Will Keep You Warm...

In case of war or invasion wouldn't feel a lot more secure if these guys were your enemies?


This video isn't a home video, or blooper but I think it is hilarious. The story of a crack head... Literally... (need sound)


This is one of the reasons you shouldn't clean the shop windows too often...


Ok, if you are some kind of nerd who wants to be on everybody laptop, do as this guy, dry ice + helmet...


Ok, so you work on one of these infomercials channel and you are sick of it... So you take some drugs to make the day go faster... That's Ok, nobody will notice...


And a few people getting owned big times...


I don't like cats... This woman should be shot...


This truck driver forgot one of the main rules of truck driving:
TRUCK = SLOW
TRAIN = FAST


And a few people that should learn when you stop...


Joke Of The Day:
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side.

She is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says "Hey little girl. What are you doing?" The little girl says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"

The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says. "Thanks mister", says the little girl. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by it's testicles.

"Little girl", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."

The little girl says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"

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