Monday, October 13, 2008

Today Is Monday And I Needed A Smile..N

Hm... Have you ever tried those big blobs on water... I would like to do so...


This website has for many times shown that buses are stronger than bikes. But still...


This is American football, the guy is about to kick... Look at the ball when it pass the posts...


Hard to know what finger he did use...


Mercedes Vs Ferrari, and that's not Formula One...


This one is for all of you pranksters!! Chose your victim carefully...


Joke Of The Day:
A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks.

The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''

Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''

''How!?!?!?'' she asks.

''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''

''Well how long does it take?'' she asks.

''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.

''How did you know that?'' she wonders.

''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?'''

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