IDIOTS! A Faceplants Story (Part Deux).

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Joke Of The Day:
About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic."

"Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."'

"But I made him agree to pay me 20 Guilders for every week he stayed."

"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."

"Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..."

"What is that, my son?"

"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"

IDIOTS! A Faceplants Story.

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Joke Of The Day:
This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100.

The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your hens pregnant. He's a real stud."

So the farmer takes him home and says, "It's your first day so take it slow, okay?"

The farmer puts Roy in the hen house and then hears all the hens crying and yelling. Roy nailed every one of those hens and then nailed a duck and a goose at a pond.

The next morning the farmer finds Roy lying dead with his legs sticking in the air and buzzards circling overhead.

The farmer says, "Roy, did you have to die?"

Roy says, "Quiet! They're about to land!"

Life's Mathematics...

Everything in life is linked to mathematics. Well at least that is what that liar that you call your old math teacher said.
Come to think of it, that old fart might have been right after all...
Let see...
Hmmm...
First operation: Bike + Fatty =


Second one: Bike + Retard =


Third one: (Bike + Idiot) * Dangerous Cliff =


Fourth one: (Bike + Picnic Table) / Drunk guy =


Fifth one: (Bike + Balancing idiot) ^3 =


Sixth one: (Cop + DUI)(Idiot - Thin walls) =


Seventh one: (Beer + Keg) / Idiot =


Eight one: (Pole + Dance) + Wannabe stripper =


Ninth one: (Soda + Machine) * Idiot =


Tenth one: (Water - Boat) / (Idiot + Weird floating thing) =


So to recapitulate...
IDIOT + WHATSOEVER =