IDIOTS! A Faceplants Story (Part Deux).

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Joke Of The Day:
About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic."

"Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."'

"But I made him agree to pay me 20 Guilders for every week he stayed."

"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."

"Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..."

"What is that, my son?"

"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"

IDIOTS! A Faceplants Story.

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Joke Of The Day:
This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100.

The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your hens pregnant. He's a real stud."

So the farmer takes him home and says, "It's your first day so take it slow, okay?"

The farmer puts Roy in the hen house and then hears all the hens crying and yelling. Roy nailed every one of those hens and then nailed a duck and a goose at a pond.

The next morning the farmer finds Roy lying dead with his legs sticking in the air and buzzards circling overhead.

The farmer says, "Roy, did you have to die?"

Roy says, "Quiet! They're about to land!"

Why Not...

Seems that there is a tendency lately of people laughing at others failure...
I fucking know because I'm one of them...
So there you, Went on the net and collected some FAIL pictures for you...
Go on...
Have a laugh...
You know you want it!!
The Stairs FAIL:


The balcony Fail:


The Track And Field FAIL:


The Coke FAIL:


The cow FAIL:


The red shoes FAIL:


The cyclist lane FAIL:


The vintage bike FAIL:


The fireman FAIL:


The Canadian McDonald's FAIL:


The Will Smith FAIL:


A dog and tyre FAIL:


A cat and a ball FAIL:


The moon FAIL:


The dance FAIL:


The blond FAIL:


The airplane security test FAIL:


The dogfood advertizing FAIL:


The gay basket ball player FAIL:


The mecanic FAIL:


The WTFAIL?


The baby chair FAIL:


The baseball player FAIL:


The horny mouse FAIL:


The jumping cat FAIL:


The floppy disk FAIL:


Teh rufungh FIAL:

Ok, that would be it for today but will have more for you tomorrow...