Iz This Coffee?

Ok, seems that criminals in Ontario are really easy to catch...


Chuck Norris will never give up, cry, get cancer, have a shit, run, be afraid... But he will make big bux in advertising...


Yesterday I thought getting a BMX would be a great idea... What a LOSER!! It's a skate board I need!!


I don't know what she has done but...


Okay... If you go on the sauce one night, try not to be on TV in the morning...


Because it is Friday, here is a nice bunch of idiots...


And a bit of ownage...


Joke Of The day:
A man walks into a bar one day and says to the barman "Please, I need a really stiff drink, pour me the strongest you've got."
"Sure" says the barman, "but what's bothering you?"
"You don't want to know," says the man, "but I've just found out my son is gay". He has his drink and leaves.
The next day, he's back in the bar. "Please barman, do you remember the drink you poured me yesterday?"
"Yes," says the barman
"Well, please pour me a double one of those today."
The barman lifts his eyebrows quizzingly, pours the drink and asks what has now gone wrong.
The man takes his drink, gulps it down and confesses: "My second son is also gay."
The following day, the man enters the bar once again and this time asks for the drink to be three times the strength.
"Hell," says the barman, "is there nobody in your house that likes women?"
"Unfortunately yes," says the man: "my wife.