Remember that bartender that was in the wrong job? Well he still haven't found a new one...
Did any of you ever been that drunk? If yes please do comment...
Poor old grandad got fired on that one...
I love the mom...
Here comes the nut cracker...
Balls + Face = Laughs
How do you determine if your pal is a wuss?
What can be worst than a drunk? Two drunks...
Joke Of The Day:
HER SIDE OF THE STORY
He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it.
The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure.
So anyway, in the cab on the way back to His house, I said that I love him and he just put His arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he doesn't say it back or anything. We finally got back to His place and I was wondering if he was going to dump me! So I tried to ask him about it but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to sleep. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and we had sex.
But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to leave but I just cried myself to sleep. I dunno, I just don`t know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he`s met someone else??
HIS SIDE OF THE STORY
My team lost. Felt Kinda Tired. Got laid though.
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