The Friday Fun...

If I was the father of that little fat fuck, I would:

1. Kick his ass.
2. Send him to general Slimfast.

I found these little gems while browsing around. Takes time to load but it's worth it...

Believe me...

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And that picture has been send to me...

Gammelles...

Gammelle is the French slang for pan. But also for:

• Falls
• Accidents
• Pain

In France we have lots of funny words...
But not as funny as these guys...
Gamelle numero 1:



Gammelle numero 2:



Gammelle numero 3:



Gammelle numero 4:

Some Fresh Ones...

I managed to find a few videos that I haven't seen before...
They will give you a few lessons in life...
Like:

• If you go on a horse, wear a bra ladies.
• Basketball can be cruel.
• Don't run after swimming.
• Hiding behind your friend can be a life saving situation.
• Portuguese people get scared easly.

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Today is WTF day....

For those who aren't familiar with this term, for those who never go out on Sunday, for those who don't have a life, for those who have an extremely short brain wave, for those who were late the day the brains were giving away, for Paris Hilton, George Bush, PETA members, the French president, WTF means What The Fuck.
Little things that make you go, uh? What the hell? Why... Wait... Holy!!....
First thing is, what would be the most scary situation...

1. Be attacked by a horde of dogs.
2. Be attacked by a band of crazy nymphomaniacs.
3. Be attacked by the police.
4. Be attacked by soldiers on wheels.

Answer?
4:


Now, sport is a man thing... Even though I do prefer to watch women tennis instead of guys... Just that I ain't gay... You know...
But you walk into a bar and you have all these big guys who talk about last Sunday's game, and how they would have done better than the players, and how the referee was a wanker. Well I guess this guy just drank his beer and got out...


Don't you like it when you to some family due and that there is always some retard uncle who's drunk as a skunk and makes a total ass of himself:


Now, if you have common sense, let say that you see someone on the road in difficulty. Car breakdown or something. The location is nowhere, inhabitants you and the poor bastard. You are catholic so you decide to help the poor soul. How do you proceed:

1. Get a bar in between your vehicle and his car and drive away to the next garage.
2. Get a rope in between your vehicle and his car and drive away to the next garage?
3. Load the car in your vehicle and get pulled away by the police.

Answer?
3:


Fashion seems to be a must lately, but most of the fashion comes from artists like singers, groups, actors, etc... What happened to good ol'fashion sense? Hm? What about the real people doing their own stuff... Like this guy, Pedro:


And what about rappers... Forget the baggy pants, unlaced shoes, bling bling, here are the real items...


It's summer. Well in most countries of the northern hemisphere anyway. Dunno for you guys but here, in Ireland it totally sux. Wind, rain, wind... Did I mention wind?
Anyway, people are going off on holidays in some exotic places, Spain, Portugal, Bulgaria, etc...
Sun is shinning, the beaches are beautiful...
But for god sake, get some tan before going to the beach!!!


I live in Ireland.
I'm French.
But you know what?
I'm damn glad I'm not Scottish!!

Today Is Bastille Day...

And I'm working...
Sux...
Anyway...
I'm sure you all have seen girls wearing these pants with some writing on the ass bit. You know, like "Cute" when the girl's ass is so big it has its own zip code. Well at least here is one that says the truth (And please notice the ugly one that is wearing a white T_Shirt, a white short, white shoes and black socks):


I was watching a program at the week end, it was about bull fighting. Remind me of a story I heard. A guy went to Spain and was happily touristing... Went to see a bull fight, saw the massacre and was ok about it. Then after that he went to a small restaurant beside the arena, as he was eating, he saw a guy that was eating something he never saw before. It looked really good. He called upon the waiter and asked him what it was that the guy was eating. The waiter answered: "This is las couillas de la corrida. Las bollas del toro", aka the bull's balls. The waiter added that it was very rare delicassy. So the guy ask to have some to which the waiter answer that there was only one bull killed during the fight and that they were out of it. So the guy asked if he could make a reservation for the next Sunday, the waiter said that there was no problems at all. So the guy waited all week. On the Sunday, the guy was so impatient that he actually by-passed the bull fight and went to restaurant directly, asked for las couillas de la corrida. When the waiter came in with plate, the guy was quite surprised by what he saw and said to the waiter, "Hm... Last Sunday the plate was full of meat and stuff but today it is rather empty..." to what the waiter answered "Well the matador doesn't win every Sunday you know"...


Sometimes people have weird ideas... Like having kids... Eating at McDonald's... Smocking when pregnant... Become French president... But what about these guys...



Now, there is jobs around that need courage to do. And of the most awful one must be...
COP!!
People insult you, usually you need really low mental capabilities so if you're clever you will never do good in that job, you are usually fat because of the 1200 donuts a week diet...


The following guy gonna get so fired... Even though I would love to do something like that knowing I'm leaving the company I work for... Hold on... wait... I've done it...



Do you like walking in the woods? I do. I like to walk in the wood when it is very warm outside and that you can enjoy the freshness of the trees, smell the damp leaves. But then something horrible might happen... You need to have a shit. Worst thing ever in the woods...


Some people always think that things like diseases, accidents always happen to someone else, like this guy most likely think that only women gets cancer...


I don't like hunting and I hate hunters. Which is weird as I love meat... Really. Can't spend a day without meat... I have nothing against vegans though... Just that salad is much better with a bit of steak. So here is a deer getting some revenge...



Seems that in the UK people have a really big sense of humour. No seriously. I know, they have a queen and all that crap. But hey... They have Prince Charles, you really need a good sense of humour to deal with this guy. Here is another example of their sense of humour...


But what I admire, is people that will do things just for the pleasure of pissing people off...
A bit like me...

The Sunday Post...

A few pics, vids and a special goodie in the middle...
First let's see what happen when you mix a blond and a trampoline...



Now for some ownage....



Are you an idiot? Let see what these guys think...


And that is NOT the way to load a car...


Ok, I do use SKYPE to communicate with my familly and friends and also for work. Now, I don't know if you use SKYPE but I found out that most people from Ghana are actually scammers. They want to marry you, give you a million dollars, etc...
So I have taken on having a bit of fun with them...
The green is me and the red is scam queen:
[10/07/2008 21:57:22] regina donkor says: hi
[11:36:01] Frederic Lievre says: Hi there... So you want to marry me right?
[11:37:38] regina donkor says: yah if only u love me dear
[11:38:27] Frederic Lievre says: I'm a hippy... I love everyone....
[11:40:13] regina donkor says: really yah must love every one
[11:41:22] Frederic Lievre says: And when Im really high, I kill people....
[11:41:59] regina donkor says: wow do u deal in drugs
[11:42:32] Frederic Lievre says: Well I don't get high on smarties...
[11:42:46] regina donkor says: ok but is that really good for u dear
[11:43:24] Frederic Lievre says: For me yes... But not for the ones in the same room as me...
[11:44:23] regina donkor says: ok dear
[11:44:28] regina donkor says: so are u sure u are single
[11:46:16] regina donkor says: so tell me can u fly me there if u want to marry me
[11:48:05] Frederic Lievre says: Well I can fly.....
[11:48:15] Frederic Lievre says: Let me try the window...
[11:48:35] Frederic Lievre says: Back in 5 mins... Shit that's good quality LSD that....
[11:49:01] regina donkor says: ok i will be here
[11:57:42] Frederic Lievre says: pwned!!!! (rofl)

A few Ouchies....



And a few virals to finish...

Bit Of Sunshine... It's Pouring Out There...

Here is the best and most importantly...
The worst of sport!!!



A bit of BANG... A bit of BOOM... A bit of WIZZZZ...



Splish Splash I was taking a bath!!!


Wow... And most of these guys are professionals and makes a lots of money. Tell you what... Give me half the money they are making and make myself twice the idiots they are...