Do you like rugby? Maybe prefer basket ball? Well there is not much difference is there?
This hockey fan is having a bad day and it is going to get worst...
Don't know for you but you know these little security gates in the supermarket... They don't look very strong do they?
First he get slapped then balled...
The advantage of the hike in the gas prices is that this wont get to the pump that often anymore...
The best first day at work ever...
Joke Of The Day:
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the whistle blows and “splash” they’re all in the pool.
The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom.
Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so he decides he had better dive down to rescue him.
He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where upon the head starts coughing and sputtering.
Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: “Three years I’ve spent learning to swim with my fucking ears, then two minutes before the whistle, some asshole puts a swimming cap on me!”
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