Men Can Have Great Ideas... So Can Women....

For example at the superstore car park, just wait for the trolley guy to get out of the way first, then go for fatty on the bike...


If you want to be in the next Olympic diving team you need to exercise... I a pool!!


At the beach... Before making a big splash, please ensure that the tide is up...


So you are in the country side and there you go... Need to let go at a peach... Look around and there is to fields:
One that is empty, one that has a horny donkey in it, which one do you choose?


If you want to look like "THE MAN", this is not the way to do it...


You're pissed and fighting, you think that a sewer cap is a good weapon. Well think again...


Want to pass on TV, please have a shave first...


Joke Of The Day:

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.One of them said, “I’m the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”

One of the others said. “That’s nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics.”

The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse’s ass and a cowboy hat. Now he’s President of the United States!”