Sunday, September 28, 2008

Economic Recession... Still can have a laugh!

You know the way some programs on TV have the "Please don't try this at home" message? Well, please try THIS at home...


If you are a stand up comedian you need to understand that your sense of humour might not please every one...


Personally I wash my hair at least every two days... Guess what... I do not have this problem...


Do you have kids? Do they have a bicycle? If yes, make sure that you show them that video... Look before you turn!


Ice skating can be most surprising...


Here is how the Heimlich manoeuvre was invented...


Joke Of The Day:

The Italian says, “When I’ve a finisheda makina da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her kneesa, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy”.

The Frenchman replies, “Zat is nothing, when Ah ‘ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy”.

The Aussie says, “Mate, that’s nothing. When I’ve finished shaggin me sheila, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe me dick on the curtains. And MATE ….. She hits the fucking roof. GO THE AUSSIES!!"

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